Woweee! Truly!

I have decided the post office in my town are run by children. Here’s the deal last Wednesday we got an Amazon package. I opened it and realized it wasn’t addressed to us. But I accidentally opened it. It was cute soft panda bear stuff animal. I tapped it back up and left it outside hoping the mailman would come back. He didn’t.

So that night we contacted Amazon on what to do with the package and they told us to keep it. Their policy is to just send another package again.

However that Saturday our mailman came to door and gave me a lecture and practically was yelling at me that it was my fault I don’t have the package anymore. Even though he was the one who left the package to the wrong address and never came back for it. How was that my fault? He acted like a child that was throwing a hissy fit. I thought that was the end of it.

But oh no….

We got a letter in the mail stating if we didn’t contact the post office that we were going to get a visit from the Post Master Inspector. WTF! Really WTF?!

So I had Jeff call because he takes no shit from no one. Also he sounds intimidating on the phone when he wants too. Jeff told the Post Master what happened told him that he contacted Amazon and even provided the transcript to him. What the Post Master said was “Why didn’t you call the post office?” He told him he contacted the shipper. Wouldn’t you? The Post Master didn’t really say anything. I hope that is it. Jeff also told him that the mailman wasn’t too kind to me.

I hope that is the end of that. But really what a bunch of children. Our mailman can’t even talk to me like an adult to resolve the problem. He doesn’t have to like me but he could treat me with respect like I do to him. I really don’t like him at all but I don’t act like it.

On Tuesday I went to see Doctor Sleep by myself. I really, really liked this movie! It answers a lot of questions I had about the Shinning. Also Ewan Mcgregor is an amazing actor, I think. I would recommend this movie to people if they love the Shinning. It’s not scary I would say more like eerie but awesome at the same time.

On this Wednesday I had to go the dentist. We got a new dentist because our dentist retired. I have to say the new dentist is nice. However this is a ha ha ha thing. Our new dentist is a female dentist. I have to say it’s the first time in my life to have a female dentist which I was thinking wow! All this time I haven’t had a female dentist. Surgeons are different. Anyways ha ha ha moment. So our new dentist has big boobs. LOL! I don’t know how to say it but when I look up at her in the chair, I can’t really see her eyes just her breast in front of my face. Sometimes when she bends down uh yeah boobs near the face. I am not offended it’s just funny! What can one do?! LOL!

Last Sunday till Monday October 27 and 28, I was asked to babysit my niece and nephew. I was okay with that but didn’t think of school. I have never gotten kids ready for school. I have babysat in my life but I have never babysat kids that were older. When I was teenager I babysat for little kids or babies.

I was relieving Corey who had been there for two days. But he has an advantage he has Crayne to entertain the other kids. I have just me. As soon as I get there Crayne had a melt down. So fun…(being sarcastic).

After they left Drew right away is like “Can I go play with friends down the street.” Yeah I let him go. I thought he was going to be gone for hours but he came back in 30 minutes. LOL!

Then he came back and called my mom (Nana). He asked if they can go see a movie. I didn’t care. So dad came and picked up Drew and I snuck in “So coming back to take out for dinner?” He said fine. Yay!

Bree and I played Roblock which is a game on the Ipad. I am really glad I brought my Ipad so we could played a lot! Then we started to watch the movie The Princess Switch on Netflix. Wasn’t sure if I would like it but I did! In fact I watched it twice. Once with Bree and once with April. It’s a cute story and really well done. I was surprised.

Dad came back then took us out to eat. They only fought once. That was really nice of my parents to take us out too. When we got home I got bribed to have them go to bed at 9:30. Supposed to go to bed at 8:30. I know bad Aunt. (Oh well!) We made a deal can go to bed at 9:30 if they get up for school and no fights. They agreed but I figured they would give me trouble.

Guess what?

They didn’t! And only one fight before school. But that wasn’t too bad. Got them both on their buses just fine. I was so surprised that happened!

Jeff had the day off so we had to drop off one of the cars at a place where they tint windows. Then we went to see Zombieland Double Tap. It was silly and I like it!

Then home to see our fur babies. Oh wow Tex was so excited I was home. Of course Scotty was too but Tex is still puppy like so he was like all over the place. Too funny.

Wednesday night my mom went to the ER. She stepped out of her neighbor’s house and fell. She cracked her wrist bone and of course it’s her right hand. She right handed.

I thought I was clumsy but she is a lot worse then me! She got a cut above her eyebrow too. Oh no! She said she is okay. She got a cast on her wrist.

This Friday we are getting a new garage door opener. Jeff’s got that car lift that hits the car door opener now.

Finally got all the carpet out of the living room.

Went to the doctor on Oct 3. It was terrible and awesome at the same time. The terrible the doctor didn’t address my problem I told him about. Seriously?! Why even have a doctor if they don’t help me?! Thinking on changing doctors even more so now. I need this problem taking care of.

Another terrible is the nurse needed to take blood and for me they can never find the veins. So she tried my…my HAND! OMFG! I hate when they try the hand. Still couldn’t find the vein. Was sent down to the labs. Not even a minute the nurse took my blood. She said I can request the lab to take the blood. WTH?! Why don’t they give that option or say when making the appointment or the nurse before the doctor. I would rather have the lab take my blood.

The awesome! The awesome is I lost 15 pounds since my last visit last year. AND my blood work results were the best they have ever been in my adult life. I am so proud of myself. Keto really works!

Sunday September 22 at night Jeff and I are watching TV, it’s around 6:30 and I get the most horrible pain on the right side of my stomach. OMG! I felt like crying it hurt so bad. Decided to just sleep it off, hoping it go away the next day.

It did and it didn’t. Of course I Googled it and then became worried that it could be appendicitis. It was iffy for me because it’s period week. I called my mom and she was like go to the ER as soon as you can could be appendicitis. She also made a good point, she said I would know if it was my period.

Jeff took me at noon on Monday September 23 to the ER. The nurse I had was really nice. I never know who I am going to get. I had a young doctor and he was nice too. He ordered a CT Scan never had one of those. But first they gave me morphine. I have never had morphine in my life. It made me feel so relaxed!

I had to get an IV and then go for my scan. I have to say worst experience I have ever had in an ER. When they wheeled me in the CT Scan room. That nurse told me they will give me solution and it will make me feel very warm inside.

When they tried to put the solution it wouldn’t go in my vein. Here’s the hurty part. They tried my right arm first and couldn’t do it. So the nurse stuck me 4 FUCKING TIMES in my left arm. I was on the verge of crying it hurt so bad! In my right arm they left the tube in and they caped it. But every time I would move my arm I could see blood fill the tube. When I would my arm down the blood would go back in. I am not sure if it’s suppose to do that. Also it pinched my arm too. I was in a lot of pain!

In my left arm I could also see the blood fill the tube. It’s a strange thing to see. One of the nurse was like just put more tape on the arm. I am allergic to the tape but I was like just whatever get this done!! Finally they got the solution in and I could feel warm all over then they took the scan.

When I got back I told Jeff I rather have a tooth pulled out of my mouth with no anesthesia then ever have another CT Scan. They also told Jeff I would be back in like 20 minutes. I was in there for a little over 30 minutes. After all that I just wanted to go home. My arms were on fire!

After waiting forever the doctor came in and said I sprained that muscle. I was relieved that it was all it was. When the nurse came in she took the needles out of my arms and bandaged me up. When she was telling me what I should do to make it better she….farted! LOL!

After she left Jeff asked if I farted. I was like no the nurse did. It smelled terribly! Well time to leave.

The following days my arm!!! My side! ugh! For some days my arm hurt more than my side but at night my side hurts. I hate that I have to deal with it but I also did it to myself.

Last Friday September 13 I saw Miss Lori and got my hair done. I love the color.

I lost 14 pounds all together. I am feeling pretty good.

September 15 Jeff and I have been married for 12 years. Already?! Awesome! He got my favorite flowers.